The King loves to hear from his citizens to see if they are worthy of joining his Court!  (Not really, the King is a bit high and mighty but does gain some amusement from reading silly comments from his people, especially since his Jester is out touring the kingdom this week.)

Tell us one rule that all members of the running community shall henceforth follow if you were thus named the Earl of Running.  

The King will award a prize to the citizen who comes up with the best answer.  Replies can be serious, humorous, realistic, or far-fetched.  Use your judgment to best impress The King.  Submissions must be made by Thursday, August 4.